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The 2026 Fringe crowns Fil Milton’s funeral car gag as the Cheeziest Joke

August 18, 2026 by Andrew Girdwood Leave a Comment

Fil Milton has won the inaugural Cheez-It Cheeziest Joke Award at the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe, claiming a £1,000 cash prize. The Preston-based comedian secured the top spot this August after a public vote with the one-liner: “My brother convinced me to go halves on a used funeral car. I can’t believe I was so easily co-hearsed.”

Fil Milton

The new competition emerges to celebrate the “gloriously cheesy” side of comedy, filling a notable gap in the festival’s landscape. For over a decade, UKTV’s channel Dave sponsored the official ‘Funniest Joke of the Fringe’ prize, but the broadcaster pulled out of the competition in 2025, leaving room for new brands to back emerging talent among the damp cobbled streets of the Old Town and crowded, flyer-strewn basement venues.

Milton beat over 130 entries to make a five-joke shortlist. The comic, who has been performing for four years, makes his Edinburgh debut on 22 August with the show Fil Milton… Is a One-Liner Comedian.

“It’s a massive treat,” Milton said of the win. “As a relatively new comedian doing my first show at the Fringe, having this award really helps get the word out about me and my show. It’s really important to highlight individual jokes too – sometimes a little one-liner can get overlooked or dismissed as a dad joke, but they take a lot of effort. I’m really pleased Cheez-It have done it.”

Rui Frias, UK Senior Marketing Manager at Cheez-It, noted the standard of entries was fantastic, adding that the brand has always celebrated the “inner cheesiness in everyone”. The award is part of a broader Fringe partnership, which includes supporting the Keep it Fringe Fund via a Co-op initiative that raised £10,000 for performer grants.

The full 2026 Cheeziest Joke shortlist:

  • “When I got diagnosed with indecisiveness, I was in shock and/or…” – Conk
  • “My brother convinced me to go halves on a used funeral car. I can’t believe I was so easily co-hearsed.” – Fil Milton
  • “I’m looking for a new job. I walked past a mirror shop the other day and thought, ‘Ooh, I could see myself working there.’” – Bróccán Tyzack-Carlin
  • “Invisaligns are like the players of the teeth-straightening community – because they’re low commitment and you can see right through them.” – Ruby Carr
  • “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will probably start a podcast about fishing.” – Martin Bearne

The Legacy of the Dave Award

Before Cheez-It introduced its cheesy accolade, the benchmark for Fringe one-liners was the Dave ‘Funniest Joke of the Fringe’ award. The TV channel sponsored the prize from 2008 until 2024. Following Dave’s withdrawal from the festival in 2025, the official award came to a close. Here are the winning jokes from the Dave era:

YearComedianWinning Joke
2024Mark SimmonsI was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship, but I bottled it.
2023Lorna Rose TreenI started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.
2022Masai GrahamI tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta.
2021Masai GrahamI thought the word “Caesarean” began with the letter “S” but when I looked in the dictionary, it was in the “C” section.
2020N/ANot held due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
2019Olaf FalafelI keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower” – I think I might have Florets.
2018Adam RoweWorking at the job centre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
2017Ken ChengI’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.
2016Masai GrahamMy dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.
2015Darren WalshI just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free.
2014Tim VineI’ve decided to sell my Hoover – well, it was just collecting dust.
2013Rob AutonI heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.
2012Stewart FrancisYou know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.
2011Nick HelmI needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
2010Tim VineI’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.
2009Dan AntopolskiHedgehogs. Why can’t they just share the hedge?
2008Zoe LyonsI can’t believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She’s so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her.

As the late August rain slicks the cobbled streets of the Old Town and the final sodden flyers are swept from the Royal Mile, the Cheez-It Cheeziest Joke Award has successfully carved out its place in the festival’s ecosystem. Whether Milton’s funeral car quip will be remembered alongside the classic Dave winners remains to be seen, but it certainly provided a welcome groan for audiences packed into the damp, echoing basement venues this year. Let us know in the comments below if you spotted any other cheesy gems hiding in the Fringe programme.

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